In some parallel universe the Answer chose football over basketball and somehow, just somehow he and Chip Kelly become player and coach. Their world is then blessed with a remix of the greatest presser of All Time:
Reporter: Could you be clear about your eating habits since we can’t see you dine?
Iverson: Anybody tell you that I missed a smoothie… If, If, if a Coach say I missed a smoothie, and y’all hear it, then that’s that. I mean, I might have missed one smoothie this year but if, if somebody say he doesn’t come to dinner, it could be one smoothie. Out of all the smoothies this year, that’s enough… that’s enough to get a whole lot started. I told Coach Kelly that you don’t have to give the people of Philadelphia a reason to think about trading me or anything like that. If you trade somebody, you trade them to make the team better…simple as that. I’m cool with that. I’m all about that. The people in Philadelphia deserve to have a winner. It’s simple as that. It goes further than that …
Reporter: So you and coach Kelly got caught up on Saturday about smoothies?
Iverson: If I can’t drink smoothies, I can’t drink smoothies man. If I’m not thirsty, I’m not thirsty. I mean … simple as that. It ain’t about that… I mean it’s… It’s not about that… At all. You know what I’m saying I mean… But it’s…it’s easy … to, to talk about… It’s easy to sum it up when you’re just talking about smoothies. We’re sitting in here, and I’m supposed to be the franchise player, and we in here talking about smoothies. I mean, listen, we’re talking about soothies, not a game, not a game, not a game, we talking about smoothies. Not a game. Not, not … Not the game that I go out there and die for and play every game like it’s my last. Not the game, but we’re talking about smoothies, man. I mean, how silly is that? … And we talking about smoothies. I know I supposed to be drinking them. I know I’m supposed to lead by example… I know that… And I’m not.. I’m not shoving it aside, you know, like it don’t mean anything. I know it’s important, I do. I honestly do… But we’re talking about smoothies man. What are we talking about? SMOOTHIES? We’re talking about smoothies, man. [laughter from the media crowd] We’re talking about smoothies. We’re talking about smoothies. We ain’t talking about the game. [more laughter] We’re talking about smoothies, man. When you come to the arena, and you see me play, you see me play don’t you? You’ve seen me give everything I’ve got, right? But we’re talking about smoothies right now. We talking about sm… [Interrupted].
Reporter: But it’s an issue that your coach continues to raise?
Iverson: Man look, I hear you… it’s funny to me too, I mean it’s strange… it’s strange to me too, but we’re talking about smoothies man, we’re not even talking about the game… the actual game, when it matters… We’re talking about smoothies …
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