JEFFREY. Jeffrey, Jeffrey bo Beffrey Bonana fanna fo FeffreyFee fy mo Meffrey, Jeffrey!

Christina(Lurie). Christina, Christina bo Bristina Bonana fanna fo Fristina 

Fee fy mo Mistina, Christina!

Charles. Charles, Charles bo Barles Bonana fanna fo Farles

Fee fy mo Marles, Charles!

Billy. Billy, Billy bo Illy Bonana fanna fo Filly

Fee fy mo Milly, Billy!

Don’t forget Howie. Howie, Howie bo Bowie Bonana fanna fo Fowie

Fee fy mo Mowie, Howie!

The blame game is going to start here in Philadelphia and I think we need to properly identify all of the at faults. 

Firstly our friend Jeffrey Lurie and Christina Lurie. Hollywood producers and the two major share holders of our Philadelphia Eagles. The ownership of this team has always been more of a fashion statement/(great) Investment than having actual football interests. First thing they did when they got here: Changed the Color of the team because Christina hated our beloved Kelly Green. The hiring of Chip Kelly and the handing over of the reigns was totally on Jeffrey. Brings me to my next person:

Charles ‘Chip’ Kelly. Remember when he was thin and the Oregon coach? He was much more enjoyable to watch then. He had a plethora of talent and a roster not limited to under fifty men on game day. His offensive scheme isn’t working. Has he changed it to fit his players? No. Has he changed players to fit it? Allegedly but that only seems to make things worse. Has he once addressed the biggest issue on his team? No. Billy Davis has been the biggest problem this team has had for three years but more on that later. Chip needs to start ‘manning’ up or he needs to get back to college. 

Billy Fucking Davis. Jesus Christmas my man, you left a rookie out on his own to cover the leader of the Decepticons. Of course Megatron is going to have a field day. Then you let your secondary play ten yards off the men they are to cover. There is no problem with Byron Maxwell, the problem is with how you are playing Byron Maxwell. Golden Tate showed your defense up and no one got benched. If that was Brian Dawkins and not Malcolm Jenkins we would be talking about the Vegetable Golden PoTater. Whatever the problems with our secondary I am sure it begins with Billy Davis. 

Rowie Hoseman. As for two drafts Howie called his own I stood and screamed at my television: Take the Honey Badger. Take Deone Buchanan. We instead overpaid for lesser goods. Howie’s inadequacies as a General Manager allowed for a Chip Kelly power struggle. Good teams do not miss on first round draft picks. Good teams nail 2-5 round picks as well. Howie was never able to prove this over three to four drafts and this is what we have. 

Point the fingers at who you will but remember two truths:

Blame should always start at the top. 

Shit runs down hill.