It’s ok Charles Kelly, we’ve encountered your kind before. Snake oil salesmen have come to us before promising shiny trophies. You never promised a trophy but you peddled us your high powered offense and told us that the most important thing to you is the ‘Superbowl’. Those seem now to be lies. Everything about yesterday shouted to us that you are ok with losing as long as your players are your friends. Remember though: We are used to losing. We’ll get over it. Rocky is our Champion and what happened to him in the end of the first movie? He Lost Charles, he lost. Just like you are going to lose. You are going to lose, give up and run for the hills(of California). Unless, you really have become one of us. Prove to us that you are “…from Philadelphia and we fight.” Prove to us that you really are a genius and not just trying to sell us something we never needed. Time is ticking Charles Kelly, in three days you need to show us something. Don’t fucking dare ruin my Turkey Day. 
  

(Pictured LtoR: Howie Roseman and Jeffrey Lurie)