1. Connor Barwin Feralligator             If there ever was a hipster Pokemon it’s this guy.  2. JMatt Geodude                              Stone hands.  

  3. Demeco Ryans Rhydon              Stud linebacker for a studly strong Pokemon.  4. Jordan Hicks Rhyhorn             Little stud linebacker in the making.  5. Demarco Murray Charizard     Kind of a snappy stud. Has an edge about him.  6. Caleb Sturgis Magikarp                    I don’t even need to explain this.  7. Cody Parkey Hitmonlee           Kicks like a champ.   8. Lane Johnson Blastoise              They could be twins. Both big bodies protectors.   

9. Sam Bradford Psyduck          What’s even going on here?  

10. Jon Dorenbos Hypno           Magician and hypnotics expert. Work hand in hand.   11. Darren Sproles Pikachu         Agile, strong and powerful. Great fit.   12. Jason Peters Kangaskhan         You won’t get past this mama Pokemon to get to her babies just like peters protects his quarterbacks.   13. Mychal Kendricks Arcanine    Both very masterful and agile as can be.   14. Byron Maxwell Mr. Mime Someone needs to reteach him to use those big hands of his. Get them out there and swat some passes.   15. Ryan Matthews Golem          Easily gains ground and has tons of power but is highly underused.   16. Brandon Graham Meowth Got a “payday” without really ever doing anything. Potential is there.   17. Kiko Alonso Articuno          Legends abound about both these guys but they won’t be around till the end anyway.  If ever at all.  18. Riley Cooper Primeape           Riley the primitive man that he is fits this Pokemon nicely. They both have the same weird body movements.  19. Josh Huff Eevee. Who knows which direction this potential filled wide receiver can go? Kick returner? Stud wide receiver? Who knows. Someone get an evolution quick.  20. Jason Kelce Abra                        How does a lineman get that far down field? Teleport that’s how. Only way I can explain it.   21. Fletcher Cox Dragonite    Greatest Pokemon of all time is a perfect match for the guy shaping up to be the best Eagles d tackle of all time.   22. Vinny Curry Gengar            Always stealing quarterbacks dreams and haunting their nightmares.   23. Benny Logan Nidoking       Strong dude that tosses linemen at will. Perfect fit.   24. Mark Sanchez: Bulbasaur is great during the first three gyms then goes to shit. Just like Sanchez: 3 Quarters then choke.   25. Zach Ertz Machoke                  Total stud, chiseled body hasn’t totally filled his potential as a Machamp yet.   26. Malcolm Jenkins Scyther        Sharp dressed man. Agile. No hands.   27. Matt Tobin. Kakuna                   Just sits there. Offensive line use harden.   

28. Alan Barbre Metapod                Just sits there. Offensive line use harden.   

29. Nelson Agholar Pidgey            With some time, “training” and effort he will become the anchor of your squad.   30. Donnie Jones Pideot                   His punts are like Pidgeot’s Gust.   31. Marcus Smith Porygon              Wtf is he even here?  32. Beau Allen Snorlax                 Sorry Beau  33. Austin Miles Zubat                       His presence annoys the shit out of me.   34. Nolan Caroll Ditto                    Seems to be transforming into a much better cornerback.   35. Walter Thurmond Haunter Haunting quarterbacks with his great hands in center field.