Happy Halloween Boys and Ghouls!! Here is our First Annual Halloween Monster Power Rankings. 15. Chucky This little shit used to give me nightmares when I was 5. Then I turned six and realized I can punt him 50 yards. 
14. THE MUMMY The Jacksonville Jaguars of the monster world. So easy to kill. Burn him, unravel him or blow him up. Give me a box cutter and he’s dead in thirty seconds. 
13. WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST Went down way too easy. Water? Really? She’d be top five if her biggest weakness wasn’t extremely bountiful here on earth. 
12. MICHAEL MEYERS Thing is, at first he’s just a man. Not till later does some supernatural shit go on here and make him truly dangerous. He has to pick on fat cops, babysitters and his little sister to actually get some kills. Weak sauce Michael. 
11. WOLFMAN As we found out in the 1980s Classic, Monster Squad, he has nards and goes down like a bitch when you kick him there. Silver bullets are hard to come by though and I’m not talking Coors Light. 
10. FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER Commonly wrongfully referred to as Frankenstein, this monster is a brute. He’s relentless and gets what he wants. His speed and intelligence keep him down in these rankings. 
9. ZOMBIE Depends what kind you get. Walking dead zombies put you low on this list, I Am Legend Zombies gets you put up to number 1. Let’s just hope they’re slow if an outbreak ever does happen. I’ll be hanging out in Home Depot if you want to join me. 
8. FREDDY KRUEGER What kind of asshole messes with people while they sleep? Freddy. What a douche. As supernatural as that can be, in the first movie they give you a clear cut way how to kill this guy. Mess with my sleep and I am going to be angry as can be. Freddy doesn’t want any of that. 
7. COUNT DRACULA Well I am not a young sexy seductive woman so I really don’t need to worry about this pervert sucking on my neck. Even if he wanted to there’s enough wood laying around that I can shove into his evil heart. 
6. JASON Big, undead and wielding a chainsaw. Not the guy I want to meet in the woods by a lake. Then again I will just avoid those woods and lake.   
5. THE LEPRECHAUN This magical little guy is out for high body bag counts. He has no qualms attacking the country folk or the hood(Neither does 6ABC). Find a four leaf clover though and cash out when you kill him. 

  
4. GHOSTS/POLTERGEISTS We are not talking your friendly Slimer, Casper or the Ghosts of Hogwarts. These entities have evil intentions for your home or building. Better call the ghostbusters. 

  
3. PREDATOR These hunters have the technological advantage over us humans. With Active Camo and heat sensing vision it’s hard to hide from these avid hunters. Luckily Danny Glover and the Ex Governor of California have their numbers so they can be defeated. 

  
2. IT Personally the most frightening for me. I disobeyed my parents at age 7 and watched this movie at a friends house. I didn’t go to the bathroom indoors until it got too cold to pop squats outside. It was beginning to get extremely hard blaming all that poop on the dogs too. Pennywerth started many clown fears for many kids. Seriously, what kind of monster preys on toilet time? 

  
1. ALIEN Let’s be honest. Sigourney Weaver got extremely lucky. She little giants that Alien(One Time). This monster gets the nod as the number one because of her Global Killer potential. No one else in these rankings have the potential to kill off entire species while expanding the population of their own. That’s why Alien remains supreme.